Im_a_weary_exile.tbr

Ecology

QuantumEagle: learning about ecology
QuantumEagle: And trophic levels and stuff
Jericho: oh boy
QuantumEagle: you're a wolfy
QuantumEagle: 3rd trophic level
QuantumEagle: nono
QuantumEagle: 4th
QuantumEagle: sorry
QuantumEagle: lol
Jericho: heheh
Jericho: gotta eat
QuantumEagle: Tertiary consumer
QuantumEagle: unlike moi
QuantumEagle: Quanternary consumer
QuantumEagle: 5th level
QuantumEagle: humans
Jericho: are you saying you're above me?
QuantumEagle: Fucking shit up for everyone else
QuantumEagle: sure
QuantumEagle: :3
 *Jericho bops your nose
QuantumEagle: <3
 *QuanutmEagle hugs
QuantumEagle: I'll kill you and deep fry your head <3
 *Jericho hugs you back
Jericho: i'll eat your flesh and rip open your ribcage just to poop
Jericho: <33
QuantumEagle: You're a dumb faggot tertiary consumer
 *QuantumEagle kisses your muzzle
Jericho: You're a fifth level bitch
 *Jericho kisses your head
QuantumEagle: You're more of a bitch than I am
 *QuantumEagle huddles in your fur
Jericho: dont make me assert my dominance
 *Jericho holds you close and rubs the back of your head
QuantumEagle: Shush or I shall commit yo to the powers of fire
QuantumEagle: (790,000 years in the making)
 *QuantumEagle hugs

DrSp00n: Scripting is a bitch, period.
QuantumEagle: yeah
QuantumEagle: More like coding
QuantumEagle: Scripting sounds
DrSp00n: I know
DrSp00n: A friend got me used to saying that
QuantumEagle: Scripting sounds like you're making a little Java applet so that a little GIF of Rainbow-whoever from My Little Pony walks around your blog page getting in the way of everything
DrSp00n: Ow my dignity
DrSp00n: Good one.

How to sext

QuantumEagle: Hey Kodie~
Kodelaine: Hello~
Kodelaine: How are you?
QuantumEagle: Needy
 *QuantumEagle pins you forward against the wall
QuantumEagle: <3
Kodelaine: >w<
 *Kodelaine yelps, smirking and grinding against you
 *QuantumEagle reaches down into your pants
 *QuantumEagle snatches your wallet, takes out your dollar bills and runs
Kodelaine: bSUFHBGOSJFGN
 *Kodelaine chases after you

Mornings

QuantumEagle: uuugh fuck
 *QuantumEagle crawls onto your lap
Shade: What happend?
QuantumEagle: I woke up this morniiing

QuantumEagle: Summer's coming
QuantumEagle: Reed will be shedding soon
QuantumEagle: I guess I should help
Senrain: I have the sticky rolley thing ready
QuantumEagle: oh that's cute
 *QuantumEagle plugs a cordless circular sawblade into the wall to charge
Senrain: o-o

QuantumEagle: Siff-muuuun
Siffie: Hey man
Siffie: What's up
QuantumEagle: See look it's like
QuantumEagle: Sif-kun
QuantumEagle: But it's not -kun
QuantumEagle: It's mun
QuantumEagle: Because you're the roleplayer!
QuantumEagle: Ahahahahaha
QuantumEagle: Yeah I know I wanna kill myself too
Siffie: Omfg no that was adorable

I'M EATING MY BREAKFAST AND THEN THIS HAPPENS

QuantumEagle: hOLY SHIT U OK
NatNay: omg tumblr
NatNay: glithced
QuantumEagle: I WASD LDAGHING IM SORY
NatNay: omg
NatNay: me
NatNay: to
NatNay: i was like omfg
NatNay: tumkbr
NatNay: keept
NatNay: on
NatNay: rereshing
NatNay: omg i was dying
QuantumEagle: I SCROLED DOWNSAND THRES EREX EVEYWHEREE
NatNay: SORRY LOL
QuantumEagle: NSD SUDDNLY THEN THIS GIF OF WDOODY ON MY DASH http://quantumeagle.tumblr.com/post/43592853483/rokkstar-theres-a-new-sherrif-in-town
QuantumEagle: IM FKCING DONE
NatNay: xD
QuantumEagle: im DOEN
 *QuantumEagle THROWS HIS HANDS IN THE AIR AND FALLS ONTO THE GROUND
NatNay: im crying
NatNay: and shaking
NatNay: omg
NatNay: ded
QuantumEagle: i cnat
QuantumEagle: can't
NatNay: I am so dead
NatNay: I feel like stabbing myself
NatNay: omg
QuantumEagle: WHY DID YUO COUNT THEM
NatNay: xD because
QuantumEagle: IM TRYNG TO EAT MY BRED AND THEN U DO THAT
NatNay: kill me
QuantumEagle: I'm
QuantumEagle: fcking done
 *NatNay crawls away into a dark corner

Inspirational quotes

Frontrox: So you can't do anyting on your mac?
QuantumEagle: Well
QuantumEagle: If I ran Blockland it'd be the slowest thing ever
Frontrox: Yeah and you would have to run shaders
QuantumEagle: Yeah on this thing that has a whopping 150MB of VRAM
Frontrox: Woah man
Frontrox: that's too much ram you might want to take some out
QuantumEagle: lol
Frontrox: You'll make all the other computers jealous
QuantumEagle: Its grete becaus its a mac and amcs never crahs!!!!!111!!!!

QuantumEagle: Wonderin' what the people tracking the #urbance tag are thinking
QuantumEagle: "DAVE COME OVER HERE"
 "WHAT?!"
 "LOOK AT THIS."
QuantumEagle: "WHAT IS IT?"
 "THEY'RE PUTTING WOLVES INTO URBANCE."
 "WHAT?"
 "I SAID THEY'RE PUTTING WOLVES INTO URBANCE."
 "IS THE FANDOM GOING ALL THE WAY THERE NOW?"
 "CHRIST I THINK SO"
LiLaiRa: &lt;XDDD